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Tattered Tales from Ebel Alley™
Hamner
The Fixer
If you need things fixed, Hamner’s your guy. He can fix about anything. He says there isn’t anything he can’t fix with duct tape. I hear tell that the old stream dried up deader than a doorknob and ole Hamner got it running again. Don’t know how he did it, but he did it. You know that Hamner’s a big guy but he somehow fixed Mildred Mousse’s bathroom privates down at the Boarding House. You know her, she lives up on the hill next to the hole in the wall by the Cannery. Don’t know how he did it, but he did it. I had to call him a couple of times to fix my transport but the last time he said it just wasn’t worth fixing again. So now I don’t have a transport. Now I have to call Tz’ Super Duper Cap Service to get around.
Hamner’s a really super nice guy and he’s really tall. Did I tell you that? He’s especially nice when he’s on the medicine. We get the medicine from Petesey the peddler. It’ll cure what ails you. Of course he’s tried a fixing the Miss’s when he’s on the medicine but she fixed him and fixed him good. She hid his tools and the medicine jar for over a week. But I hear tell that he got the last laugh because he got more medicine from Petesey a jug this time. He keeps it stashed over at his shop so the Miss’ can’t find it. And then he’s gone and shared it with Missy Maze down at the town hall in the back room. When the Miss’s found out, she flew into a rage and beamed him with his own tools.
OUCH! Of course, Hamner slipped out late one night to find Petesey because he really needed lots more medicine then.
Have I ever told you about Petesey? Well, now, that’s another story! Hey, there go our official, Mister Mayor, Mister Mayor………………..Guess he doesn’t have time to talk today. Missy Maze must have her hats in an uproar again. Poor Mister Mayor.
Fixenthangs
