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2005~2006
Tattered Tales from Ebel Alley™
Miser Mayoer The Official Now Mister Mayor is the residers official of Ebel Alley. He’s been our official as long as I can remember. He’s a world traveler and quite the ladies man and quite a Dapper Stanley (Dan). I hear tell that once he flew all the way to the other side and was gone for over a month. The story goes he went to a place on the other side called Timbuktu and there he meet up with a lady of the night. The next morning all his clothes were gone and his money and everything. He couldn’t call the police because he’s the mayor of Ebel Alley and was afraid the residers and especially Missy Maze would find out about it. And Missy Maze would have beamed him if she found out. I hear tell that wasn’t the first time Mister Mayor slipped away from his little chickadee. There’s one time that he was seen by Petesey the peddler down by the Watering Hole Saloon late at night with one of those ladies from down on the corner [by Todz Pool Palace.] that stay over at the Boarding House They used to work down at the Watering Hole Saloon a dancing until all hours of the night but now they just lay out during the day at the Pool Palace. Anyways, I hear tell that Mister Mayor has been seeing the Miss’ down at the town hall everyday. Of course, Hamner don’t know anything about it because he’s so busy fixing up the widow’s place over by the main road. Now there’s a looker, the Widow Swabzatell, That’s another story. Schlikz down at the Pool Palace tell me that Mister Mayor got caught with his finger in the till not long ago. We’ve all been a wonder how he’s able to travel so all the time because being the official don’t pay very much but he always got a wallet full of monies. I hear tell he’s been a playing poker over at the Pool Palace and lost a bundle to the kid, Schlikz, the gambler. I hear tell that Schlikz had some of Petesey’s cold medicine and slip it into Mister Mayor’s drink. The next thing you know the Mister Mayor was flashing a wad of green backs and was telling all about where he got the money and bragging about the ladies at Timbuktu and how Missy Maze didn’t know where he’s at. She thought he was at a mayor conference over at Snake Gully. But don’t tell anyone I told you about it. It’s supposed to be a secret.
Townz Hall
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