Linda Steele Original OOAK, LtEd, Porcelain, Dolls & Designs, FDM- "2005"

Down by the main road is some kind of place, really tall with a big front porch and lots of yardspacers. I hear tell that the Widow Swabzatell is on the prowl for a new man since the mister parted on to the other side. Well, we’re really not sure if he pasted on or not. He just went on a business trip one day to Timbuktu and hasn’t ever come home. That’s been well on over a year by now this weekend.

The Widow Swabzatell is quite a woman. Ding dang walley walley bing bang. Vaavaavaavoom! She could eat cricket in my transport any time. But I hear tell that the Captain’s been hanging around her parts quite a bit lately. Now you want to talk about a character? The Captain’s not someone you would want to meet on a full moon night. The word’s out that he’s been stealing some of her precious stones for his bounty. Can’t never really trust a Puddle’s mate. They would just as soon slit your throat eat you.

The Widow and her mister don’t have any offspring so there no one to inherit all her worldly possession. So there plenty of suitors knocking on her door all the time. When I had my medicine, I’ve even had the courage to take a stop by just to say hey. One time I asked her if she would like to go to the party down at the tracks but she already had plan for the next couple of years she said.

Her mister started Sweet em's Emporium long ago and every since he’s been gone, the Widow has been keeping it a running. She knows a sweet thing when she sees it. I hear tell that she can smell chocolataah miles away but she can’t stand the taste. I guess that there’s why she has such a looker of a figure. All the dudes in Ebel Alley want to help her but she’s quite independence. Yoz, the sheriff, told me that she’s taken some of those them there fighting tricks and has taken on wild dudes over at Snake Gully. So you really don’t want to mess with her.

Sweetm’z Imporium

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